Friday, August 31, 2012

Cosmo Girl Goes to Payatas

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I was getting fuddled as the glasses of vodka and martini piled up. I looked around and all I could see were good looking men and women dressed up in beautiful clothes, shining under the dazzling lights, but it failed to lift my spirits up. I was tired, I was getting tired of this.

My God, my life is meaningless, I thought to myself. I keep buying clothes they're threatening to burst out of the closets, I'm drunk every single week, and random strangers hop in and out of my bed every other day. Is this what life is really all about? Is this what I really want?



Zzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppppppppppp.

Okay, fine. Of course, I didn't really mean any of that. Are you fuckin' kidding me? I love my life. I just loved how it sounded so overly ... dramatic. And I suspect, many of you were bobbing your heads up and down, thinking finally! Kane's maturing! Bet you all wanna see that huh? *grins*

Too bad it ain't so. But I do have other news. I have decided to expand my social activities and I am currently organizing a volunteer project with Habitat For Humanity Philippines. I am inviting my colleagues at the office, friends, and if any of you are interested, I'd love for you to join. Perhaps some of us are looking for ways to help, and the best thing is, it's free. All we need is your time and hard work.

I am targeting at least 25 hours of work building houses in Payatas,Quezon City, of around eight hours per session. You can opt to join on the dates you're available. My company will match my hours of service with a cash contribution. It will be tough, it will be hot (or wet if rainy), tiring. But it should also be fun. We don't know yet the dates (it will be several Saturdays from September to November), but if any are interested, email me at kanesulfur@gmail.com.

Invite your friends, your family, your workmates. Especially if they're cute. After all, I am a firm believer in having fun while sweating it out.

"Can you hold my ... tool?"

"Can you screw me, I mean, screw this?"

See yah.
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7 comments:

the geek said...

finally, K is doing something..hmmm... honorable...





rudeboy said...

This will end well.

eon said...

very nate berkus. i love it.

LJ said...

Oh my... Can K handle the heat? And how dirty things can get?

This is something interesting, and I want to be part of it. :)

I think I need to get ready to nail someone, er, something. *grins*

Guyrony said...

YOU?!

(Gasps in disbelief)

A...volunteer?!

You know how those Zara shirts and Springfield shoes just don't belong there.

Hahahahahaha!

Mac Callister said...

Nako kane kelangan mapigilan mo magsamantala ng mga karpintero dun! LOL

Pero wow, maganda tong plano mo na to. Ur so mature na! Hehehe

bien said...

WOW.


call them payatas kids "honeyyy" let's see how they react.



this is good Kane but as you always say, no good deed goes unpunished haha