Friday, July 30, 2010

Sex Etiquette : The Day After a One-Night Stand





As sex becomes more and more casual, sometimes we forget that there is an etiquette that must be followed.

Etiquette, after all, is just a fancy word for being considerate of another person - whether it is not farting in public or showering before receiving a rim job.

This is truest during a one-night stand where there is no relationship that exists; thus we are at the mercy of each other. It is easy to treat the other person as an object but a gentleman or a lady knows we may fuck like beasts but we are not brutes. Manners are still necessary and some level of respect should exist between the two parties. (I respect you; thank you for blowing me last night.)

Who knows... Perhaps, we can make the world a better place, one sex act at a time.

The Morning After
You wake up the next day with a headache, roll over and discover that a stranger is in your bed. Or, you find yourself in another bed.

Suddenly, you remember. That kiss in the club. Zippers unzipping. Tongues lashing.

The sex was great. But now you want him or her to leave.

Once the sun comes up, some form of acknowledgement of the previous night's encounter is required. A brief exchange of friendly banter and joking around is ideal.

If you are the host, it is polite to offer your guest a cup of coffee or tea before showing them out. If you are the guest, it is most polite not to over extend your stay. Leave as quickly as possible.

And oh, remember, it was a one-night stand.

22 comments:

iurico said...

unless it wasn't - to the other party.

Boying Opaw said...

parang magiging magandang series ito: "Sex Etiquette"

hahahahaha.

Mu[g]en said...

Swear, this is a level-up Kane! Told you, you're becoming the Carrie Bradshaw of Blogsphere. Lol.

Whenever I get invited to stay at someone's place, I make sure to give the host a big hug before leaving.

And I don't text back.

Guyrony said...

Are you implying that some just don't have manners at all?

wanderingcommuter said...

i cannot agree more. i am just catching myself knocking on my desk, non-stop. hehehe!

narnian said...

:) this post put a smile on my face.

Eternal Wanderer... said...

"i'm sorry, but i have an early meeting tomorrow. can you go now?"

awtz.

:P

E said...

I agree with ETERNAL WANDERER...I think it's more then enough to shared your body with a trick. A coffee or tea means you need to open small conversations which can be awkward.

red the mod said...

Being woken up at 3am to be told that he's not used to sleeping with company. That sucks. But then again, some people don't have the decency to just say in all honesty "I've had my fill. You can leave now."

rudeboy said...

The reason they're called one-night stands is that they shouldn't see the light of day.

parteeboi said...

was this from experience? :)

Mu[g]en said...

Supposed its the host who begged you to stay (because you're either an awesome sex machine, or you just made you host felt good with your cuddling) would it be rude to just leave?

Désolé Boy said...

love this!thanks for sharing..

but i wish the guy would ask me to stay longer..hmmnnn

[sorry..am mr. ideal and ms. drama queen]

Kiks said...

well-written.

and i do agree with rudeboy.

do not consider your ons like it is your first honeymoon night.

we don't serve breakfast.

Yas Jayson said...

the lesson? manners, girls and boys, is far more important afterall.

good job on this one.

lee said...

i second rudeboy on this one.

so, are we expecting lesson #2 next time? :D

Alterjon said...

enrolled! :p

ןıuǝ oɟ ɟןıƃɥʇ said...

social etiquette is a rule based method for avoiding having to make social decisions -- eliminating anxiety and feelings from the decision-making process. the problem, however, is that going home with a stranger doesn't necessarily mean "one night stand". it only becomes a one night stand, when someone follows the etiquette you recommend.

Chyng said...

amen to this! ♥

katze862 said...

Coffee is good :)) Makes reality all the more glaring :p

P said...

hmmm, what about humping again before leaving? making it twice a fuck. does that still make it a one night stand or a repeat fuck the day after? hmmm... etiquette still meaningful?

Dazed but not confused said...

Sex etiquette? Classic Kane - putting the "prim" back in primitive!