Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Gossip Girl: Summer Tips


Sorry for the silent treatment, Gossips. But everyone deserves a little R and R. So before you head off for the Holy Week, I'd like to share a few things I've learned about having fun under the sun. We all know how some of us get burned by the heat.

Tip No. 1: Leave before the sun rises. The best hookups are free of morning breath and awkward conversations.

Tip No. 2: There is no "we" in summer. Only you and I. Find out where you stand before you find yourself stood up. Anyone can canoodle in April and May, but will he be gone by June?

Tip No. 3: Go to the beach, escape the city, smell the flowers. It's true ... all good things must come to an end, and summer is no exception. They don't call it "fall" for nothing.



Kiks said...

my summer is just coming up, dahling...

Mac Callister said...

ako din excited na pag uwi at sana di pa masyado maulan nun LOL

Spiral Prince said...

I can really, really relate to 1. As if awkward conversations aren't enough banes of my existence, morning breaths make them worse.

Have some fun, Kane!


Momel said...

Dear Kane,

Where do you find champion-class alcoholic punks who read books and are inked? I'm stuck in a rut. I know now what, or who I'm looking for, but things look grim.


engel said...

have a great summer kane!!! hamishu!!!


Edward said...

Let's catch up soon k..I miss the city. I miss u,v,a,c and F

Haaaay am dead here.. Tired of counting the sands of this dead island.

Aping api n nmn ako.. Haaay.. Ill see u soon K!