Thursday, September 23, 2010

King of Arabia

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"I hold your Eastern promise close to my heart
Welcoming you to my Harem."
---Sarah Brightman, "Harem"




I was never the kind of girl who wanted a boyfriend.

When I was younger, I was a fan of the HBO TV series Sex and the City and of all the women in the show, the character I couldn't understand the most was Charlotte. Charlotte was all about finding a man, getting married, having a child. She hated being single, while I loved it and all the freedom it gave me.

I wanted to explore the world, meet people without having to worry about someone else. I wasn't prepared for a relationship, for something so… permanent.

But at some point in your life, you become that kind of girl pala. You become… ready. (Yes, Rudeboy, you do.) For commitment, for partnership, for unconditional love.

I had that with M and I missed the kind of togetherness we shared.

After we broke up, my libido went down dramatically and my desire for intimacy skyrocketed. My first instinct was to replicate what we had, or at least the beautiful parts of it. I was looking for love to save me.

I wasn't flirting, dating, or having sex.



But the desert winds are shifting…



I have accepted my fate; that romance is just not yet around the corner for now. But then, who says you can't have fun while waiting?

One day, I woke up and felt different… lighter, perkier. That sweet lass yearning for a relationship disappeared and in its place stood a sex-hungry, boy-crazy, fuck-me-I'm-famous gal.

Yes, people, it's official. The fun girl is backkkkkkkkk!

And her first order is: Build a harem.



Yes, ladies and gentlemen, a harem. The sultans of Arabia had it right; diversity is the key to a happy and fulfilled single life.

Now, I'm talking about selection here. A group of tried, carefully selected and chosen men ready to serve at your pleasure.

And I want you all to meet Chris, my first recruit. Chris ended a two-year monogamous relationship more than a month ago and he has been celibate since then.

The poor kid was practically starving for a cock, and since I'm such a generous cunt, I let him have it. And in return, he took me on several trips to "O"-town.

He was very... persuasive. He made the cut for a reason; one very long slightly curving to the right reason.



Profile: Cute boy-next-door you want to fuck in your garden while mom and dad (and sister) are sleeping upstairs.

Company: Easy-going, low-maintenance guy. A bit dull, but hey, what can you expect from these kids?

Performance in and out of bed: Pretty fucking spectacular. Don't you just love a man who can take it as much as he gives it? What these kids lack in skill, they make up for in stamina and endurance. They can go on and on… and on and on… and did I mention, on and on?



Since then I have met several more candidates from the usual pool of sources: parties, clubs, art exhibits, the gym, Grindr, and let us not forget the friendliest planet in the world PlanetRomeo, and that hook-up site masquerading as a social network Facebook.

It looks like there is no rest for the wicked.

26 comments:

Yas Jayson said...

baaad girl id back.

seeesh.

Yas Jayson said...

is kase. typo.

red the mod said...

Welcome back! Let's put the O in O-Bar! Woot! Woot!

the geek said...

O!

Momel said...

Hijo de puta, a harem?! Ahaha, what a wild and dangerous project. You sure you don't want to take up cross stitching or maybe a sport? You horny maricon!

Two thumbs up! Momelia LIKES this.

Of course, aside from the Facebook reference, people should refrain from referring to themselves in the third person. That's just retarded.

And as for me, I'm still living in with the love of my life. It's still the same bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens for five years until that the other day when I asked him, in a playful half-scream: "Ba't di na tayo sweet???"

eon said...

yes, that's how it's built. one boy at a time. :)

kaloy said...

Let the building begin! And if you ever need a very long and slightly curving to the LEFT this time reason, let me know, i think i might have a referral... hehehe.

Mu[g]en said...

*Sigh*

I'm set to re-settle in the realm of the golden gays. Wahahaha!

[F][M] said...

samantha why bother understanding charlotte's character when you know you are not her...

Alterjon said...

those from the art exhibits are most surprising in bed. and yeah, above anything else, stamina sets them (us?/kids?) apart.

mazel tov.

john stanley said...

oh yeah, it's good to be bad!

MANDAYA MOORE: Ang bayot sa bukid said...

do you give lessons?

♥N said...

I did always think that Samantha was the most colorful and exciting character of all of them.

1001 Arabian Nights. Oh, the stories you can and will tell. I'm anxiously waiting. ;-)

orally said...

in its place stood a sex-hungry, boy-crazy, fuck-me-I'm-famous gal.
*speechless*

P said...

hahahaha. everyone loves having sex... fucking around like crazy is actually part of the norm...

whats tragic about it would be the fact that people dont talk about it...

sadly, very few of us has the courage to say it out loud... some even tries not to say the word sex...

theyre scared about their souls burning in hell.... like, is there truth to that?

we only get to live once. what better way to live life than to live it the way god intended it to be...

for us human beings to be happy... so sweet K, are you living your life out loud? or just getting dirttty and hiding the story?

;-) wink wink

VICTOR said...

"Easy-going, low-maintenance guy. A bit dull, but hey, what can you expect from these kids?"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!

Peter said...

Who said that posts aren't liberating? Go Kane. Have fun.

Désolé Boy said...

oh c'mon! those venues? i must've been blind. or a moron for that.
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and you're right! diversity it should be. why drool over a single meat where you can have the entire market? hehe
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by the way, i wonder if i'll make it to your cut Kane. haha. just kidding!

Madame Butterfly said...

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Nimmy said...

Company: Easy-going, low-maintenance guy. A bit dull, but hey, what can you expect from these kids?

panalo! hahaha. :P

think_ker said...

quote
Easy-going, low-maintenance guy. A bit dull, but hey, what can you expect from these kids?
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Apir! Hahaha

rudeboy said...

I shall be eagerly awaiting the tales of your 1001 Arabian Nights, Scheherazade.

Madame DeFarge said...

I appear to still be very dull by comparison. Oh well. I shall live my life vicariously through yours.

Mac Callister said...

oh no! the game is on!LOL

cjgruet said...

:) just be careful, party gal!

Anonymous said...

oww my king of arabia.. hehe