Thursday, September 08, 2011

Gossip Girl: The Games We Play (III)


The Games We Play (I)
The Games We Play (II)

Wakey wakey sleepyheads, Gossip Girl here. Grab your horses and guns, cause word is hunting season has begun. And guess who's leading the pack?

Why, none other than our favorite girl Kane who we hear has found himself a new hunting mate. One to do the dirty, the other to act as bait.

"Oh God, honey. Every time I pass the guards at home, they all have a look that seems to say, 'I know who you did last weekend!' Arghhh!"

"And what exactly happened last weekend?" V asked.

Three days ago

"Hay naku Gino, nakakainis. I can't contact Grindr boy's phone!! We were supposed to go out," I told Gino. Grindr boy and I had agreet to meet last weekend, and I was looking forward to another hot makeout session. But I haven't heard from him and his phone was turned off.

"Hayaan mo na. Si John na lang kasi," he said.

"John is out of town. Hay… my weekend plans are getting fucked up."

"Ano ba yan. Hayaan mo sila. Ako bahala sa iyo. We'll have a weekend you'll never forget."

I didn't realize how prophetic those words would be.

The club was already filled with people when we arrived past three a.m. I saw some of my friends including Glenn who was visiting from Malaysia. We were having a lot of fun dancing to our current favorite anthem "Till The World Ends" and flirting with boys.
I was tired but happy when we left. I even forgot about John and Grindr boy, when suddenly …

"Ano. May gustong sumama sa atin," Gino said.

I was caught off guard. "Huh? Sino?"

"Basta. Okay ito. Ano?"

I was a little confused. I was a little drunk and things weren't sinking in my brain quickly. "He's alone?"

"Yeah. Kung gusto mo, we can have a threesome."

A threesome. I've never done a threesome; I mean, I've never done it with a friend. Besides, I'm not really a group fun kind of girl. I like things simple. Contrary to what some people may think, I'm not as adventurous in sex as others. Group sex can be so messy, you don't know what to do or who to do first.

I tried it twice. The first was a massive success and the second was an epic failure. The first happened when I went to the island of Boracay alone for three days; and ended up staying there for two weeks.

I was 21, and I imagined I must have been beautiful then. They were older than I was, strong handsome men with girl friends. I remember calling my best friend then to ask her if I should go ahead with it. And she said, "Go! Just try it out!"

So I did and it was one of the most unforgettable experiences I've had. It probably was the first time I learned the body can be quite … what's the word … malleable? And how two kisses can be better than one.

The second was two years ago with a couple. I was fucking one of them (he requested) when suddenly, I smelled something funny … and let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen, that was when the Great Tower of Babel fell down in a single swipe.

I hurriedly left and that was the end of that. God!!! Shouldn't everyone by now know the cardinal rule of being a bottom?

CLEAN! CLEAN! CLEAN! Motherfucker. What a way to end a tryst.

"So ano? Gusto mo ba?" Gino asked me. I was jolted back from my reverie.
So what will it be K? Party-pooper or go-getter?
"Uhhhhm … Okay lang."

Jonathan was pleasantly cute; lean, chinito, tall and really young. Fucker, the energy these kids have, I actually came twice even though I was intoxicated and exhausted.
Yes, ladies, he was that good.

I guess Gino wasn't satisfied because the next night, we went out again and hooked up with … (drumroll) Jonathan's friends. I know, I know … slutty much?

And what was so exciting about it was that his friends didn't know we hooked up with Jonathan the night before. We could tell he was upset that we were flirting with his friends ... but well, boys will be boys. His friends were both also good looking; one was an artist and the other a model. Gino fucked one of them on the kitchen floor while the other wanted me to cum on his face. Shit, ang sarap.

I was spent, drained, but I suppose it still wasn't enough because the next day, Gino asked another guy to come over.

"Abusada ka naman masyado!" V exclaimed. "Threesomes are for special occasions; you know … for your birthday, when you get a promotion, something to treat yourself with. Not three times in one weekend!"
"What can I do?" I protested. "I didn't have to do anything. Gino did all the work; and since it was already there I couldn't say no."

"Ayan ka na naman! Kunwari wala ka na lang magawa!" V said, laughing. "But seriously, did you like it?"

The question caught me by surprise. I thought hard before answering.

"Honestly … I did. Sigh. Is that bad? That I liked it?"

Sometimes in life we hit a crossroad and are forced to choose which path we want to take. And there's no way of knowing if our journey will lead us to pleasure or pain.

Careful K. If you step in those shoes, there's no telling where you just might end up.



ıǝɹɯɐı said...

never had a threesome before. whew. my sex life is boring.

Nate said...


Leo said...

i love your self-advice on the last part. :) be very careful kane.

Mugen said...

Threesomes = Catfight Raaaawrrr!

WVerification: queemerr

Désolé Boy said...

Kane, I beg to differ with your friend V. No, threesomes are not just for special occasions, neither that it's for special people. It's for people who you don't expect to see again after. And this is all according to what I've heard, from very reliable people, mind you.
Which is why I admire you for doing it with a friend. Haha. I could never do that.
You naughty girl! ;p

bien said...

Threesomes, quite awkward at first but once you get the hang of it yayyyyyy happy happy

LOL@V's "Abusada ka naman masyado"

JJ Roa Rodriguez said...

Never had a threesome before and i think i can never have one. Ewan ko ba, makluma ata ako talaga.

Its alright to be adventurous but be very careful. I recently visited an HIV facility (i dont know the right term) here in toronto. I just found out that the ratio now is "1 out of 5" gay men have HIV. Sana sa pinas hindi. I am a bit becoming paranoid about this. I just ended (di pa sure) a 13 months relationship just because of an open type relationship.) takot ako eh.

Have fun my friends but be veru careful. Sorry! I know you guys don't expect this kind of comment, vrry depressing..

rudeboy said...

"I've never done a threesome..."

This just made me clutch my pearls.

Oh, the humanity!

Spiral Prince said...

Wasn't it just a few months ago when you told you had things to tick off your list, K? :)

engel said...

well, have all the fun when you can. just be careful.


wanderingcommuter said...

tama si engel..

enjoy but with extra precaution...


citybuoy said...

I wonder what's going on in your life right now that triggered this post. To be clear, I'm not judging ha. You know how I'm such a prude but I can certainly see how exciting threesomes are. At the same time, bakit bumalik ka to Gossip Girl mode? Are you truly embracing the persona people have cast on you?

Ako na, ako na ang madre. lolz imy bitch.

Brian said...

A threesome! Never even thought of that. Hahaha.

Lulu LaBonne said...

ok - now my life seems very boring indeeeed. Glad you're having fun and telling us about it though xxx

Lady Gaga said...

I saw a friend last Sunday night (lunes ng madaling araw ito) at a bar. He was asking me if I have read the latest trilogy on his blog yet.

I said, "yes, I have read all three."

Then he asked me, "ang bad ko ba?"

All I could say is, "no, you're not bad. you're just..."

...Human, all too Human

Britney Spears said...

in fairness, nag match ang number ng mga guys mo sa part number ng series na ito ha. sinadya mo ba? or wala lang?

Part I - isang lalake lang. si John.
Part II - dalawang lalake. si John at si Grindr boy.
Part III - threesome.

Hahahahaha. Ang kulit!

Postscript // Gusto ko tuloy mag karoon ng Part 4 (foursome) at Part 5 (orgy)! Loko lang.

Post-postscript // In fairness, Gino's hot ha. Haha.